January 4, 2011 Clear skin, hard heart, empty wallet As my EC took one of the FOMLs to the Dermo yesterday, I saw the chances of my son growing up to be the…
January 3, 2011 High Priest Belly It is now time for my annual “Fret About the Belly” resolutions. When I was first married, I considered it a romantic gesture to…
January 2, 2011 Please explain to me why this is supposed to be funny: A anxious soon to be Mormon father spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”…
December 27, 2010 Christmas Memories of Hans Gruber During the holiday, I was able to watch one of my favorite Christmas movies from younger days. Die Hard. Of course, it was the…
December 23, 2010 Thought for the day… Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk…
December 21, 2010 Santa Spoiler…. Proceed with caution! Brace yourselves: So, it turns out that Santa DID NOT ACTUALLY VISIT the person who wrote the masterwork “Santa Says, ‘Teach the Children.’” It…
