March 25, 2011 Woe B.Y. unto U. I rushed home from work because it was game night – armed with the necessary ingredients for buffalo wings, which I had been craving…
March 24, 2011 An Open Letter to The Chicken Wing Farmers of America Yesterday I came across an interview on ABC News with the CEO of Sanderson Farms, the 4th largest providers of chicken wings in the…
March 23, 2011 Choose Your Poison The following is an absolutely true account of a conversation I eavesdropped overheard while fine-dining at KFC with my EC the other day. Two…
March 22, 2011 FHE: Shoot Me Now. The time: 9:00pmThe day: MondayThe place: In my bedroom. Hiding. (I’m writing this on Monday night, but I need to read…
March 19, 2011 What Does That Have to Do With the Price of Dogs in China? We have a dog. All of the FOMLs love him. So does my EC. I admit, he’s a pretty cool dog. He is definitely…
March 18, 2011 There’s a Word for That: Melisma (Deep breath, pause for dramatic effect) All right, here it goes: My EC and I follow American Idol. There, I said it. I’m sure…
