April 23, 2013 Do You Smell Smoke? Next month our ward will be having it’s Annual Commemorative Aaronic – wait – Annual Aaronic Campout – no – our Annual Commemoration –…
April 21, 2013 Substitute Profundity Note to readers: I got sick. Fever, achy, barely able to run the TV remote kind of sick. Because of this, I won’t be…
April 18, 2013 A Million Hits When I tell the FOMLs about life back when I was a boy, they respond correctly by rolling their eyes and ignoring me. One thing…
April 16, 2013 President Packer on Snakes and Birds I was up early re-reading talks from the most recent General Conference. This morning, it was President Boyd K. Packers talk entitled “These Things…
April 14, 2013 Husbands Only: Your Wife Might Be Lying to You This post is intended for a male audience. Women proceed at your own risk… I’m sorry be the one to have to tell you –…
April 11, 2013 I am Not a Dog – Wait! Did You Hear That? I am a MAN, dangnabbit. An independent man. A man with 50+ years of life experience.Hang on a sec…—-Back. Sorry…where was I? Oh yeah…Don’t presume…