December 21, 2010 Santa Spoiler…. Proceed with caution! Brace yourselves: So, it turns out that Santa DID NOT ACTUALLY VISIT the person who wrote the masterwork “Santa Says, ‘Teach the Children.’” It…
December 14, 2010 Once a ritard… I find it oddly comforting that a group of men, consisting of successful businessmen, former Bishops, current members of Stake Presidencies, past and former…
December 13, 2010 Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K I paid my ritualistic afternoon visit to the nearest convenience store, and left disconcerted. The line was several people deep, and took far longer…
December 6, 2010 Soup and Secret Agency I went to our Ward Christmas party last night. No ham, no funeral potatoes – and yet the moon did not turn to blood….