(Yeah, I never thought I would be posting, or joking, about Hitler, either.)
I read this week that during World II, British spies looked into attacking Adolph Hitler with hormones. The plan was to have spies that were close enough to Hitler to secretly put estrogen in his food. Unlike poison, his food tasters wouldn’t notice it, and the effect would be gradual.
The spies thought that by dosing him with estrogen, he would become “more docile and less aggressive” – like his sister.
The plan was never implemented.
Apparently, scientists discovered that giving Hitler estrogen would only result in________ (Punch Line here. Give it your best shot – I have several)
Link to the actual news story here. No, I don’t make this stuff up!)
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Pearl’s is the winner!
I love and vote for Linda’s “no one understands me” and finding”me”time.
I vote for Melissa and Pearl! Those are the best!!
I like the big boobies comment… Can you imagine Hitler wearing a cross your heart bra? Lets do. Very supportive. Very.
I vote Melissa’s and Pearl’s
Sobbing during long distance commercials
the strong urge to reproduce
perfecting his “stink eye”
uncontrollable crying that “no one understands him”
nightmares about how to juggle his dictatorship and finding “me” time
I love Pearl’s!
Uncontrollable need to compare his facial hair to Lenin’s.
the inability of future bloggers to compare everybody else to him.
Pearl: “Apologize to Poland” my favorite so far.
Tom: I would have chosen yours but it would just reinforce the stereotype.
Jennie: Leave it to the Texan to go there…
Big boobies?
…the loss of his mustache, which wouldn’t appear again until some time in his mid-’50’s.
Heil Heels
All so good! I knew this was a good idea.
Him wanting his war advisors to just listen to his problems for a change instead of always trying to offer solutions.
Apparently, scientists discovered that giving Hitler estrogen would only result in his creating more and more elaborately accessorized uniforms and an urge to apologize to Poland for not having called first.
Making him more moody once a month…..
Chocolate cravings, a shopping addiction, and his consistent asking of his regime, “Does this make me look fat?”