As you might know, I have the magical ability to remove comments from the blog for whatever reason I see fit. I think I have deleted about four since I started blogging (either for being hostile, doctrinally wrong, or just being a Negative Nelly.)
I got a comment yesterday that I decided to post instead, because it exemplifies what Elder Holland was talking about in Conference when he spoke of the adversary.
(My thoughts will follow)
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•sigh•
Hey! Satan here. You know, the Prince of Darkness? Anyway, this MMM guy is really starting to tick me off.
Of course, I would have preferred that nobody watch any portion of conference. For those that have nothing better to do with their weekend than watch it, I love whispering (yes, the Holy Ghost does not have a monopoly on whispering), “It’s too much. It’s overwhelming. Where would you even start? You’re going to fail so don’t even bother.”
Wisdom. Order. Sequence. He’s making it more digestable. *gnashing teeth*
I still hate Packer and Monson the most, but MMM is on my list.
– Beelzebub
XOXOX
My thoughts:
1) How can he type without fingers? Or does he have some weasely minion do it for him? Dragon Dictation software?
2) This is the only time that Packer, Monson & MMM will ever be listed in the same sentence. Or page. Or Kingdom.
3) Frankly, I am creeped out and really flattered at the same time.
4) Makes me feel good in an Abinadi kind of way – and we know what happened to him.
5) Confession: I added the hugs and kisses to ease the tension.
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Wow, yeah I think the hugs and kisses make it even more eerie. It reminds me of the story they always tell in young womens when someone asks why more of Satans minions are following one person versus another. Dude you have the wanna be man himself!
He is a tricky devil isn’t he? Nice to know you’re on to him and his tricks. He hasn’t posted on my blog yet, but I sure do get his messages loud and clear sometimes. Listening to conference helps drown him right out. It’s good to know that you, President Monson, and Elder Packer are out there running intereference for the rest of us. (That’s the second time you’ve all been mentioned in the same sentence.)
GWB: Thanks for the comment..(?) And I know that your life has enough meaning that your feelings of self-worth reach much deeper than my response to your rare comments. Consider that your comments are so witty – nay – so profound, that there is just nothing left to say!
You almost never comment on my comments, MMM. Besides, you’ve so many followers now that I feel less special by the day.
Well, say what you will about Lucifer, Satanas, el adversario, or whatever you want to call him and his cloven-hoofed typist, but this is further proof of his sense of humor. It’s not fully developed though given that you had to add the “XOXOXO” bit. I just don’t think Old Scratch could bring himself to add that part.
Welcome to the club! Though the ones I get aren’t signed by anyone but “Anonymous.” Beelzebub would be a nice change.
My brain is going faster than my mind can process. That’s odd. Like snow when it was 80 two days ago. I can’t wrap my thinking skills around common thought. Good luck on that! 😉
Man! I wish Satan would leave ME a comment! I’m not righteous enough yet, I guess. I’ll keep working on it…
“Satan” is spending his time reading your blog, ingesting doctrine that he claims to hate. This is why you are a blogger, MMM. Reaching these people is your calling.
Seriously, I have been blogging waaay longer than you, and never gotten a comment from Satan. i feel so jipped.
I don’t know…I thought that the “XOXO” actually ADDED to the tension…
Dang. He promised he’d destroy that picture! I guess that’s what I get for believing the Father of all Lies!
You’ve reached the big time now!
Love you thoughts on this. hahaha. this is full of awesomeness. did he really refer to himself as Satan? o man, so much fail. hahahaha.
MIndi:Yes, real comment. I deleted the part where he said he had a picture of you in his wallet.
That’s awesome!! Did you really get that comment? You’re so lucky. I’m not even on his radar!