Hey Ladies!
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and that means it is time to think of something manly to give your big lug as a gift. Something that shows you have good taste, are deeply romantic, and have a terrific a sense of humor.
If you can’t find that sort of gift, may I suggest that instead, you get him a copy of “Failed Family Mottos.” It is the perfect gift for your man: The print is large, and the writing is relatively simple. He should be able to get most of the jokes without you prompting him.
There is still time to get a copy before Valentine’s Day, but you need to hurry. Order between now and February 8th, and I will write a personal dedication to him, reminding him what a spectacular wife he has. But I will not go as far as to draw little hearts. A few XOXOX’s, maybe – but that’s it
To order, click here:
So, if we buy one, will your real name be on the return address label?
I love how you go fishing for compliments by asking people to tell you how great the book is in the comments section. Shameless self-promotion if you ask me.
(But it is a pretty funny read.)
Oh, there’s plenty of shame. But it works.
The link to dislike comment is awesome. I knew there would be snark so i had to look.
You need a new product. After giving “Failed Family Mottos” to the male heads of household in my family for Christmas, except the one that arrived too late for my methods and went as a birthday present instead, I think it might not be such a hot idea for Valentine’s.
I have also given all my grandchildren the plates, including the teenager – for which I hope she forgives me. I suggested she use it on her parents. ; )
Something new? Some people are so demanding.
That’s what happens when you are loved. People make demands of you