Help me! Help me, me please!
I am about to throw away many things I hold dear…oh no! I’m losing it!
To be more specific, I am referring to 3 specific things:
1) Political Neutrality
Yes, I confess, I’m voting for Romney. I’ll bet you are stunned. I am sorry to disappoint 15% of you. This will be the only time I ever mention politics, if you promise not to reach back in time and inform us that James E. Faust was a Democrat.
Here is my take on a possible Romney presidency.
I figure that having a Mormon in the White House will be a lot like when you went shopping at the mall with your parents: You are glad they are there to handle the money, but you are deathly afraid they will do something embarrassing.
Go Mitt! That’s it. My political stand. Let’s move on.
2) An Olive Branch to the Twi-hards
I have been mocking Twilight fans since I began my blog. I have found it very easy and enjoyable, and I will repent as soon as BD2 has been released and run its course. I apologize for past and future offenses. Mostly because of…
3) My first Giveaway
You’ve gotta be kidding! I vowed that I would never have a giveaway. As Justin Bieber would say, “Never say never.” I think the change of heart came about from a nearly constant exposure to lethal doses of Mormon Mommy Blogs.
Here are the rules:
1) Comment, or Facebook, or Twitter your name and email address to me.
2) One entry per person.
3) Giveaway closes on Friday morning, August 31, 2012.
4) Winner will be chosen using http://www.random.org/
5) No hate mail, please.
Here is the prize:
Ha! Yes, it IS awesome!
Now don’t go deleting your “followship” if you don’t like
a) Romney
b) Twilight
c) My Giveaway
d) My Store (I warned you I was losing my mind. Note to self: No more blog posts late at night!)
One more thing – you can buy the shirt at my giant store. Yes, with this shirt I have doubled the selection of products at the MMM Marketplace. If you want a shirt, hurry – election is coming fast – click here: T-Shirt Link.
giveaway mormon lds humor humorist t-shirt romney edward twilight
Here
I WANT this!!!! Sharqueen@gmail.com
Ok, This is awesome! I love this shirt, but like you, am NOT a twilight fan. But fortunately for me, My own EC is named Edward (Ka-ching!) How awesome would it be for me to own this shirt and know it’s more accurate than all those crazy twi-hards who only dream of having their own Edward?? Sign me up! eddieandpaula@gmail.com
Ok, this is funny. Sign me up! kimberan@hotmail.com
Anyone can enter!
is this only open to those in the US of A? Because i want to (try) win… even though i
a) Cant vote for Mitt and
b) DO NOT like twilight
At least I can make people jealous
Neena Subandriyo
josenrama@gmail.com
I’ll take a crack at it. kimberlydvs33(at)gmail(dot)com.
OK, I’m game – phoenix922@intrstar.net This should be fun – don’t even know what the giveaway is! But hey, life is full of surprises.
My girls would flip over this!
Sandy
twelvemakesadozen@gmail.com
Too bad I live in Brazil and can’t vote in US.
Love the shirt but I’m not sure I would ever wear it in public! Charloe@hotmail.com
You should send some of those to the Romney camp. They need to work on the youth vote.
You are a very talented MMM but I also love your reader responses. My favorite today was Vaterman. I laughed out loud but then I’m very tired. Good Night.
Thank you! Don’t tell Vatermann that you think he’s funny. He already has a pretty big head.
Too late; I already read it. Thank you, S.Ann for appreciating my humor.
maybe another Mitt t-shirt will be forthcoming for those of us who can’t stomach vampires?
That could be your next contest… who could submit a picture of the most unique costume using this shirt. 😉
Definitely thinking of a Halloween costume here
.. mltitus@ymail.com
I hate Bella but think the shirt is super funny! pamrhoads@medotcom
Any possible way we can change Edward to Angel from Buffy? Haha! Unfortunately, I have friends who would be so jealous if I wore that shirt so if I don’t win I may have to buy one. rebeccakauer@gmail.com
Even though I was a firm member of Team Jacob, I would love to have this shirt for the Mitt part.
meganegoneill@Yahoo.com
Please register me for the givaway – my email is (or soon will be)
Ann.Romney@whitehouse.gov
Very funny!
I dare say MMM, you must have suffered a fever recently – or attended girl’s camp – you’ve gotten quite crafty! Well, in my unwavering support of your random ambitions, my address is tkirkham2 at gmail.com
Next up: Tole Painting!
LOVE the shirt! Count me in! Melissa (dot) hatch @ rocketmail (dot) com
LOVE the shirt! Count me in! Melissa (dot) hatch @ rocketmail (dot) com
This is not an entry either.
.loved the take on mitt…it’s so true. : )
Though I knew some of his family 13 years ago, and they were not embarrassing.
This is NOT an entry for the shirt (Twi-hater), but loved this post. I am considering using your Romney quote as a FB status. I’ll give you credit.
kathy(at)cccomm(dot)net
PS your mmm marketplace is primed to become the Mormon version of Spencer’s gifts /Hot Topic!!! Next up designer/themed sacrament cups.
Jealousy does not suit you.
Ha ha! I meant that last comment as a compliment, actually! 🙂
That tshirt is messed up!
Oh , yeah!
I want this shirt even though you’ve really hurt my feelings with the whole “Pres. Faust is a dem” put-down. :p
happymeetscrazy at gmail dot com
Oh, p-shaw! You’re tougher than that.
The point was that you can’t have an inter-LDS political discussion without somebody bringing up President Faust’s party affiliation. (One of my all-time favorite Apostles, btw.)
And that somebody will always be me! Because sometimes I vote Democrat. Actually, in Utah, I vote Dem a lot (shh! Don’t tell).
love it! I showed my husband and he rolled his eyes 🙂
christijdalton at yahoo dot com
Tell him “well done!” That is actually the correct response for a husband.
I would wear this shirt to the midnight showing, on voting day and probably every other day.
I love this shirt for the Mitt sentiment…I was team Jacob 😀 farrson at gmail dot com
OOh! I hope I win! Haha
Yay for Mitt! kristinhafen@gmail.com
If I didn’t totally hate Edward Cullen, I would want that shirt!
This shirt cracks me up, especially b/c I was team Jacob. But I would totally wear this just for fun.
graceofbass(at)gmail(dot)com.
Riccihamblin@gmail.com
Thanks!
So. Funny.
heers04 at msn dot com
Love this tshirt!!!! I need this tshirt! My husband would make the funniest face and then fall over dead if I wore this tshirt! Not that That would actually happen but yes, it would be funny to see his face!
Jaytensen@gmail.com
That’s awesome. Love it. Jeaninecrane AT yahoo DOT com
I’m definitely not a Twilight fan (quite the opposite really), but that is a great shirt. My email’s toemma(at)gmail.com
I am super onoeiry (I am POSITIVE that is an actual word) today. That’s it- that’s all I got. Have a great day!
Nobody tell Shantel that it is spelled “ornery,” as it would appear she is already having a bad day.
Oh- and the assistant to the Temple President in the Mesa Temple is a democrat too. Just sayin…
That’s why he’s the assistant. Hah! Just kidding 😉
You have just inspired my Halloween costume! Awesome. Now I really hope I win!
Love it! I am not a HUGE Twilight fan but I have a LOT of friends who would be SO jealous of the shirt! LOL! Count me in! williams.family at gmail dot com
Ha, ha, ha….I’m a fool, include me in this your first and maybe last historic giveaway.
I have a dear SIL that would LOVE this shirt! Sadly. So I will try to win it for her! Flipflopmamablog at gmail dot com.
Good luck. I’m sure your “SIL” would enjoy it. 😉
I can’t help it if I’m a good person to think of her first. 🙂
I CANNOT believe you just quoted Justen Bieber. Having said that, I’m in!:)
I can tell you are impressed.
You are losing your way in so many ways… Didn’t you post yesterday that you weren’t feeling well?
Thanks for paying attention. I am trying to “right this ship,” and hopefully will return to normal soon.
I HAVE to have this. If I don’t win can I copy, buy or locate another? Brilliant.
They are available at the store. 🙂
MMM, you are a creative genius, which is perilously close to totally insane.
I am not a Twilight fan but I have progeny who are. : )
motherof8robarts@gmail.com
Thank you, and I’m so sorry about your progeny.
I wrote my original comment, which was “You’ve made my day, MMM. Granted, I wasn’t looking forward to this day much to begin with, but you’ve brightened it considerably. Thanks!” and then remembered I was supposed to give you my email address as well. 😀 k.mcginnis.1218@gmail.com
Bwahaha this is AWESOME!!!!
jdworley{at}gmail{dot}com
what is BD2?
Breaking Dawn, Part 2. I am sorry I know that.
I prefer to call it “Breaking Wind.” Consider this my entry into your drawing.