Before I announce the winner of the First Official MMM Giveaway, I would like to remind you ladies, (and the one guy who entered) that envy it not attractive. Remember: You are better than that.
That said, I would like to announce the biggest loser the last place finisher in the giveaway: Flip Flop Mama. I am so sorry, but of all the entrants, you were the very, absolute last. Should any of you charitable souls wish to console her, visit her blog here.
(Also, please note that I spelled “loser” correctly. It is not “looser.” “Looser” is the opposite of “tighter.” “Loser” is the opposite of “winner.”)
And the winner is… Danica Neill. From a brief glance at Danica’s Facebook, it would appear that she is completely, or partially, nuts. Which would be expected from an MMM blog reader.
Congratulations, Danica, and thanks for playing! Please leave your acceptance speech in the comments below. I will email you to find out what size you wear. No, I will not post it on the blog, because I am wise.
Those who are non-winners will be getting a condolence email from me today with a special offer…
Have a great long weekend!
I’m the husband of Danica, and along with everyone else who is a FOD (totally new term I just discovered), I will attest to her craziness. It’s my fault Danica is Mormon, so I guess the non-winners can blame it all on me (Danica would have blamed me if she had lost). Thanks MMM for hooking up my wife, and darling, I’m sure you’re going to look super hot in your shirt!
Wait a second…shouldn’t your heart belong to me? Or at least Jesus?
Can’t bring myself to put Jesus on a t-shirt. Thanks for commenting. You are a brave, brave man.
Don’t I at least win *something* for being a total loser? I am so sad I wasn’t able to win this for my SIL.
Well, I dug deep and bought the T. Although I have said this on my FB post, a sizing chart with bust measurements would be really helpful. SML is just not enough information. Soooo, what is on for the next give-away? Good thing I am a looser loser or I might be really distressed about not winning.
First and foremost I would like to say naaaaaaawwww, maybe next time, to the losers, opposite of ME. (winner for those of you who are STILL illiterate after reading MMM’s face book explanation)
Because besides crazy and nuts and…whaddid The Anderson Zoo Keeper lady say…Loveable..(GAG)..I am also spiteful. Yes in real life as well as blog life. (Just needed to make that clear…its all about balance)
Second, I would like to thank my FOD, because without her posting MMM’s post about this comp earlier this week on her fb, and tagging me in it, I never would have entered. Last minute. Last night. When I figured out HOW I WAS MEANT TO enter.
Third, this shirt was meant for me, because, I CANT VOTE. I’m too cheap to pay for my citizenship. But I do have a green card. Only its an off-white cream colour. (
Anyway, forgot where I was going with all this. I think I will wear my new shirt to church the weekend preceding the election! Photos to follow!!
Thank you kindly MMM!!!
Oh. In the name of Twinkly Glittery Vampires..
VOTE ROMNEY!!!
Heart broken, simply heart broken. (more sarcasm)
Congratulations to Danica! I hope you appreciate it more than I would have.
BTW – How was the winner determined?
I entered all the email addresses into the website Random.org, and it generated a random list. Pretty cool service.
You spelled loser wrong in the facebook post 🙂
Exactly. That’s why it’s in quotation marks, and explained in the post.
So you updated the blog post after you wrote the facebook post? Wouldn’t it have been easier to delete and rewrite the facebook post?
No, I wrote the blog post first, then wrote the FB post to mock people who can’t spell, or those who don’t get sarcasm.
What do you mean by sarcasm?
As a FOD (friend of Danica) I can attest to the fact that she is TOTALLY nuts, but also one of the warmest, most lovely people on the planet (and she’s a Kiwi). And she’s crazy. 🙂 Additionally, she embodies this shirt. So, there’s that too.
Yay Danica!