Every now and then I like to look at the Google statistics for my blog and see how people are getting here. There is a section that tells you what words were used in the Google search engine that resulted in the searcher being sent to this blog. It must be an incredibly sophisticated technology, because it makes no sense to me. I’m sure there were plenty of surprised searchers. And no, I didn’t make any of these up. I didn’t need to. They were left on my digital doorstep like manna from heaven. But I had to type them up on Saturday or they would mysteriously delete the next day.
Here are some of the latest, with my answers/comments/links:
fabio gets hit in the face with a goose. (Multiple times! Proud to be of service!)
how farmers make the chicken wing. (Arrrg! The chicken makes chicken wings. link)
why middle aged men use f word. (They don’t. They try not to. There are plenty of other options. link)
singing all notes in succession. (Whaaa? Oh! Melisma!)
anybody played the bible heroes card game. (Played it? I immortalized it! link)
are there really any good middle aged mormon men? (Absolutely YES! Several!)
“the world has no need for a drone” (Truer words were never searched)
harry potter mouth boy (?)
the dreaded rack middle age. (Da da daaaaa)
who is my teenager texting? (That’s asking a LOT – even for Google)
handsome middle aged mormons. (Why thank you!)
is billy ray cyrus a mormon. (Yikes!?)
holiness.jpg (Nice)
yeah a goofy movie! max big. (Interesting syntax, but hooray for Goofy Movie!)
Cory Smits: (One of the biggest. Who’s Cory? This is Cory)
Middle-aged mormon man comedian (Comedian? Now THAT’s funny! Yet here it is in print: Deseret News)
LDS Man loss of spirit. (Sad, hopefully not applicable)
And my top three:
images of secret agent rats. (I dunno, but I like it!)
burglar pooping. (Not once, but 4 times! What?)
angry birds lunch toilet (Words to live by – My personal favorite)
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I found you by searching for “Mormon tropes”, as research for a writing project I was doing at the time. Even though Mormon tropes are all around us, sometimes we see our friends too clearly to see the tropes, so it takes some Middle-Aged vision to blur our squinties just enough to see who we are and who we’re standing next to.
My son loves the Goofy Movie. Me?…not so much.
Sandy
Burglar pooping??? Nasty.
You ARE quite the comedian. Why else would we keep coming back for more?? 🙂
That’s awesome! Although, I am concerned about the intelligence of the people doing these searches..I mean “Harry Potter mouth boy”??? Wth?? And by h I mean Hannah.
Too Funny! Just checked my stats and mine are boring 🙁
Wow… a nod from the Deseret News?! That’s gotta feel pretty good.
I admit, the Fabio search was mine. Just felt the guy needed a good slap upside the head and a goose seemed an appropriate way to do it. I feel a fair amount of shame.
P.S. Are you Fabio??
Hahahahaha! I think that ‘burglar pooping’ is supposed to be ‘burgler proofing’ but who knows . . . Now I have to go check MY google statistics. Hopefully they will be as entertaining . . .